Which do you like best, Beef or Milk?

[marvelvscapcom2]

Solid essence of Cow, or Liquid essence of Cow? 

[hexen]

You, my friend, ask some very, very strange questions! Perhaps you come from an extraterrestrial race of Mike Tysons wishing to learn of our planet, but, alright, I'll bite again.

I would have to go with beef over milk, if only because it is more versatile and does not spoil much faster than I expect and make me sad.

[necrosexual]

neither tbh.

i do like vanilla cashew milk tho, both unsweetened and sweetened versions. can't cook with it though.
but it's really fucking good in cinnamon toast crunch lmao.

o wait, does cheese count? because cheese is great. does that count as milk? because if so then milk i guess.

[kashell]

This might be the strangest topic you've made, my darling.

[maximo310]

I think you're too milkdrunk right now.

[azure]

What if I have a beef with milk.

[rayne315]

when I was growing up we had dairy cows so we would do this thing called milk them.. And when they stopped producing enough to pay their bills we slaughtered them for their meat. so I go with both.

Real talk I have never been on a WORKING farm in my life. my grandparents own a whole bunch of CRP farm land (Crop rotation program, being paid not to farm it) and we always go up their to hunt, deer, mushrooms, and occasionally forage the random spots of corn, beans, and potatoes that still grow.

[tripredacus]

I'll take the beef please. I have not drank milk in many years. One day it just didn't taste good anymore. I love cheese tho. 

[matimo]

Milk = cheese so this is a tough choice.... Can i has both. >_>?

[thranx]

i do like vanilla cashew milk tho

How do you milk a cashew?

[pacpix]

Well this is definitely a weird topic lol.

That said I would have to go with beef.

[ignition365]

i do like vanilla cashew milk tho

How do you milk a cashew?

Very carefully.

[rayne315]

i do like vanilla cashew milk tho

How do you milk a cashew?

well you see when a little cashew meets another cashew and they fall in love... they smash into each other in the truest display of love and passion, Killing each other, and excreting their love juices in the process, and you sir are drinking that very love.

I just hope you separated the 2 kinds of love before you drank it.

[burningdoom]

A well-cooked, well-seasoned steak or tri-tip roast is the greatest food in the world. Medium-rare, grilled, with some great rub on it!

[necrosexual]

i do like vanilla cashew milk tho

How do you milk a cashew?

it's not milked lmao
it's ground up very finely and added to water.
it's pretty good.

almond milk is also very good if you like almond flavour. both nut milks are pretty good.
the vanilla versions just add vanilla over that flavour and ye, idk, i like it over (cow) milk for sure. esp in cereal. i don't get it often, it's kinda expensive (~$3 for a quart) but worth it on occasion.

only problem is, like i said, it doesn't cook well. curdles way faster and doesn't do what... what milk does in baking recipes. i'm not entirely sure, i'm not a baker, but i know it's pretty much impossible to use for cooking purposes.