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General and Gaming => Off Topic => Topic started by: marvelvscapcom2 on April 20, 2025, 08:46:27 pm
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Top Pros - Nobody above you to fart or collapse on top of you. More privacy because nobody ground level can see your phone habits or other deregulatory activities. You feel like a rocket man because you're closer to outer space. Better view of the room. Better spot for doing wwf moves.
Top cons - you gotta do jungle gym climbing and scaling to get to the bathroom often times waking up bottom bunkie. Do you ever roll out of bed? Well on a top bunk that could lead to umm... a broken neck lol. And you also can't fart without it being an attack on Bottom bunkie.
Bottom pros - ease of access. Wont fall to your death. Dont have to climb like an orangutan to use the restroom. And can stick photos to the bottom of top bunks box spring like a vanity.
Bottom cons - If and when the top bunk farts in their sleep. It will seep through the top mattress and ventilate directly into your nostrils. If top bunk goes #2 or even worst. Does deregulatory activities like wwf moves or aerobics. It will most certainly crunch the springs or rattle the frame thus waking you up. And if by any means the frame breaks and the entire system collapses. You...... die. And top bunk lives.
Were you a top or bottom bunk kinda kid? If you never had a bunk bed. Which would you pick if given the choice? Think prison scenario.
Happy easter.