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The Potato Chip Zodiac. What Your Favorite Chip Says About You
Warmsignal:
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--- Quote from: Warmsignal on November 05, 2021, 01:12:17 pm ---Does the zodiac happen to point towards the fact that a Cheez It isn't a chip, it's a cracker? Pure hackery.
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Crackers are chips that happened to lose potato mommy in place of a wheat daddy leading to a life to crime eventually opening its own whiskey business in south hampton. Same way a bumble bee is just a wasp with a mink on.
The cheez it was adopted but is still invited to most chip family functions and corn chip based social events :)
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It's not invited to be on the chip isle at most grocery stores. Seems like a major social exclusion to me, so enough of this kumbaya we love the Cheeze It as well spiel. You gotta commit to the cracker life. Crackers are a tastier family of salty snack than a chip. Underrated and underappreciated, while chips take all the glory; even the glory the crackers manage to earn. From club to wheat thin, to crisp and saltine... crackers are snacks too and one day their time will come.
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