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What is the worst injury you have ever had?
ffxik:
The worst that happend to me was when I was four. I was chasing my brother in the car port, at that time our house. I tripped and landed head first on a jagged piece of asphalt that literally knocked a hole in my head. The doctors decided I just needed some stitches but they weren't going to numb the area before they done it. It took a full set of child restraints, 3 orderlies, 1 nurse and both parents to hold me some what still enough so the doc could sew my head shut.
At four was calling that doc every name under the sun, some of which I do believe I made up on the spot.
Other than that. I was eight and playing on the monkey bars at school. One of the girls just happen to swing down to where she was holding on with her legs. She was wearing some really loose and short, shorts. I got *distracted* lost my footing, fell and broke my left arm. ::)
At 16 I shattered the carpal that sits behind the pinky knuckle on my right hand. I connected incorrectly with an individuals jaw after he insulted my then girlfriend. After they wired his jaw shut, she dumped me. ???
ffxik:
--- Quote from: scott on May 06, 2012, 10:57:09 pm ---disgaeniac wins the thread. That really sucks man, I hope that doctor lost his job.
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I hope he lost his license to practice, if it was just a matter of the job he could always go somewhere else and perhaps do it again.
scott:
--- Quote from: ffxik on May 06, 2012, 11:08:16 pm ---
--- Quote from: scott on May 06, 2012, 10:57:09 pm ---disgaeniac wins the thread. That really sucks man, I hope that doctor lost his job.
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I hope he lost his license to practice, if it was just a matter of the job he could always go somewhere else and perhaps do it again.
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That too.
jcalder8:
The worst was probably when I was riding my bike down a big hill and then going off a dirt ramp at the bottom. All my friends had gone home but I decided to try going down from the very top of the hill, I know that I made it to the top because that's the last thing I remember the next thing I remember is walking my bike home. I had a large/deep cut in my knee, my pants were wreaked, both hands and arms had scrapes on them and I was carrying my helmet which was cracked down the middle and had little rocks embedded in it. I hit hard enough to bend the handle bars on my bike.
I hope that when I die my life flashes before my eyes so that I can see what exactly happened because it must have looked pretty impressive.
ffxik:
--- Quote from: jcalder8 on May 06, 2012, 11:42:40 pm ---The worst was probably when I was riding my bike down a big hill and then going off a dirt ramp at the bottom. All my friends had gone home but I decided to try going down from the very top of the hill, I know that I made it to the top because that's the last thing I remember the next thing I remember is walking my bike home. I had a large/deep cut in my knee, my pants were wreaked, both hands and arms had scrapes on them and I was carrying my helmet which was cracked down the middle and had little rocks embedded in it. I hit hard enough to bend the handle bars on my bike.
I hope that when I die my life flashes before my eyes so that I can see what exactly happened because it must have looked pretty impressive.
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YouTube worthy eh. ;D
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