Meatballs = Popcorn Cow. But the cow knows.

[marvelvscapcom2]

Why popcorn chicken? Cows get meat ball. And it's like they won't call a spade a spade. The cow knows already. No sense in hiding. What cow lobbyist is hiding the truth now?  It's popcorn cow.  The cow was blown to bits and it's meat has been made spherical.  Just because it's not a chicken it doesn't get creative namesakes for it's death and our consumption of it?

Not like the cow doesn't know what we have done anyway.  The cow knows.  It chews it's grass because it has not much say in the matter. Not like it's opinion was ever asked for. It's just a cog in the machine and a pawn on the chess board.  But it sure does know all of what you've done.  It's tears drip. It's soul runs cold.


The golden cow....  I come to speak of the folk lore told many moons ago.  The story takes place in biblical times in a far away land.  A time of darkness relayed to me before by ancient land natives who have seen the scribings.  It's all part of a giant prophecy.  The rising of a cow, the death of it's species.  The abuse that was always met with redemption. 

Along the meadows of switzerland lied a pure gold glistening cow. The golden cow of the heavens who was sent down from the universes birth giver. White tuft around it's neck.  It's cow bell was a giant diamond and pure ocean blue eyes glistened in the sun.  It gave gold milk that tasted of love and warmth.  The kings fancied it. It was the kindest, most visually stunning and loved cow in all the land. It's milk rid people of illness, it cured children of pain.  It was allowed to rome free and was never harmed. Till the impeachment of King Ariler IV.  The rise of King Blundorf of the Blundorfian empire rose with an iron fist and took control of the golden cow with warfare and savagery and mass produced it's golden milk until it's utter bled.  It was abused and killed for a golden steak cut.  As soon as the noble king bit upon the golden cow acid rain poured and melted his flesh off of his skull.  Humans no longer owned the cows, the cows were set free of imprisonment from the empire and ran the meadows once more.  The village engulfed in flame.  Blood, poison, horror.   The cows grin.  Golden Cow was never seen again.

Humans have wronged the cows again.  History has repeated itself.  Golden cow has been appearing in people's dreams once again. And as it chews it's grass. It waits for old prophecies to fulfill themselves.  The cow knows all.   

Golden Cow Returns 2018

[ignition365]

You would call it popcorn beef.  Popcorn chicken is smaller than meatballs, also they are fried.

Now if we are talking deep fried miniature beef balls, sure I'm down for some popcorn beef.

[sonicoreo]

Okay... Good luck there werido. 

[rayne315]

I think if you put this, your lobster post, and the one about the giant black sea slug together you would have the start of a great LSD dream simulator 2

[hoshichiri]

No, no, no- a meatball and popcorn chicken are not the same thing.

A meatball is ground beef and seasoning rolled into a sphere and baked or pan-fried.

Popcorn chicken is chicken chunks, battered and deep fried.

Now, if you took ground chicken and seasoned it, rolled it into balls, and baked it, you'd have chicken meatballs. Why we specify chicken but not beef when it's all meat anyway is cultural- traditionally meatballs are beef, so it doesn't need to be stated.

If you took chunks of beef, battered and deep fried it, you'd have popcorn beef. We specify the meat regardless here to distinguish from actual popcorn. Incidentally, popcorn pork is delicious. My fiancé makes it sometimes.

This is all just semantics, though- the golden cow isn't going to care about how we identify dishes made from its brethren's carcasses when it returns to destroy our civilization and all we love.