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Title: What do I do ? (Dont read if you dont want to laugh)
Post by: soera on January 30, 2014, 07:59:33 pm: As most of you guys here already know, Im a dad ... with a bad mouth. So we have a stupid cat that is named Yeti. I personally named her Dickhead. Well, my 7 y/o daughter was getting out of the shower a few minutes ago and she says "Daddy, Dickhead was trying to get in the shower" .... I cant help but laugh ... but maybe I need to reconsider the cat's name.
Title: Re: What do I do ? (Dont read if you dont want to laugh)
Post by: redblaze57 on January 30, 2014, 08:40:22 pm: A former co-worker of mine had a similar experience. he decided to call his girlfriend's dog Lesbo and the girlfriends youngest daughter started to pick that up. needles to say the girlfriend wasn't happy.
Title: Re: What do I do ? (Dont read if you dont want to laugh)
Post by: ffxik on January 31, 2014, 05:14:11 am: Oh the joys of parenthood. If it were me I would say f*ck it. Then again I am the one who pretty much gave our 1 year old boy the unofficial nickname "Lil' Sh*t" So I can't tell you otherwise lest I be a hypocrite. ;)
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Post by: soera on January 31, 2014, 08:36:31 am: Heh I know. I really wasnt too concerned. I just thought it was a funny story and wanted to share. Usually its my son that says something. Hearing my daughter say something was too much for me. :D
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Post by: turf on January 31, 2014, 11:44:13 am: I made my wife read that story. Both of us laughed out loud
Title: Re: What do I do ? (Dont read if you dont want to laugh)
Post by: soera on January 31, 2014, 12:23:07 pm: I laugh every time I think about it myself heheh.
Title: Re: What do I do ? (Dont read if you dont want to laugh)
Post by: 90snostalga on February 01, 2014, 04:18:46 am: Quote from: soera on January 31, 2014, 12:23:07 pm
I laugh every time I think about it myself heheh.

Let me make sure I got this right. You call the cat (dickhead) in front of the kids and they call it Yeti?
Title: Re: What do I do ? (Dont read if you dont want to laugh)
Post by: scott on February 01, 2014, 08:33:02 am: Apparently they call it dickhead too.
Title: Re: What do I do ? (Dont read if you dont want to laugh)
Post by: soera on February 01, 2014, 09:42:44 am: We named the cat Yeti. I think the cat is mentally handicapped even for a cat so I just call it dickhead. But when the kids started calling it that, it made me have to rethink the cat's name.
Title: Re: What do I do ? (Dont read if you dont want to laugh)
Post by: stuntman64 on February 01, 2014, 10:26:39 am: Quote from: 90snostalga on February 01, 2014, 04:18:46 am
Quote from: soera on January 31, 2014, 12:23:07 pm
I laugh every time I think about it myself heheh.

Let me make sure I got this right. You call the cat (dickhead) in front of the kids and they call it Yeti?
lol
Title: Re: What do I do ? (Dont read if you dont want to laugh)
Post by: stuntman64 on February 01, 2014, 10:26:58 am: Quote from: scott on February 01, 2014, 08:33:02 am
Apparently they call it dickhead too.
lmafo
Title: Re: What do I do ? (Dont read if you dont want to laugh)
Post by: MJMaranan on February 02, 2014, 06:35:10 pm: ;D

Hilarious thread.
Title: Re: What do I do ? (Dont read if you dont want to laugh)
Post by: stethebubble on February 05, 2014, 08:48:51 pm: Quote from: soera on January 30, 2014, 07:59:33 pm
As most of you guys here already know, Im a dad ... with a bad mouth. So we have a stupid cat that is named Yeti. I personally named her Dickhead. Well, my 7 y/o daughter was getting out of the shower a few minutes ago and she says "Daddy, Dickhead was trying to get in the shower" .... I cant help but laugh ... but maybe I need to reconsider the cat's name.
this happened to me too. i sometimes called my dog dickhead.

my daughter (3-4 at the time) said 'mum the fucking turtle lights off'
Title: Re: What do I do ? (Dont read if you dont want to laugh)
Post by: stethebubble on February 05, 2014, 08:51:05 pm: Quote from: ffxik on January 31, 2014, 05:14:11 am
Oh the joys of parenthood. If it were me I would say f*ck it. Then again I am the one who pretty much gave our 1 year old boy the unofficial nickname "Lil' Sh*t" So I can't tell you otherwise lest I be a hypocrite. ;)

i have called my girl BUTTHEAD for as long as i can remember