How am I even supposed to parody this with a short story? It's outrageous! It's insane! It's absolutely brilliant! I can't even get over how brilliant it is. $25 million dollars for a sea slug adventure! Seriously though... you are a light in my dark, dreary world of mediocrity, Marvelvscapcom2. What you are all about is such an unknown, and full of intrigue. I can only hope you reach your goal soon, because there are bound to be years of development and I want the game ASAP.