Hello everyone
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Who would you rather have run for local city electives or simply share a gaming session with? A judgemental unibrow having encephalopod who at times can be swayed into moments of self critical clarity and be nice if shown his own error of ways or a retired B list boy band member who was the 3rd most loved member of Nsync? And most likely is insufferably nostalgic.
I mostly ask this to pose a bigger question. What characters of spongebob who didn't date should have? Who do you ship and where do you think missed love opportunity presented itself?
For me it's Squilliam and Squidward.
Their suction cups met in burning love as sweetest sin by Jessica Simpson serenades them over candle light. It wasn't a mere moment in a lifetime. It was a lifetime in a moment. "You gotta be squidding me" the dad pun humor Squilliam knew his minimum wage earning 6 tentacle having advesary was equipped with. Ink connects like baby bel cheese melting. Melting 2 hearts as one. "We arent much different you and I" because how can it be a lie to feel? To the world, squidward was one squid in a big ocean. But to Squilliam. He saw the whole ocean in squidward. And he was free again
We can all relate to squidward. Just trying to scrape himself out of the mundane mediocrity of day to day life. I wish he did have a romantic plot line to make that final clarinet toot of the day feel a bit more loved. Like even if 2 ears longed to hear it. Even long distance. 3,500 miles feeling like 15.
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