So my wife was talking about her upcoming haircut last night. She mentioned the one time she cut it really short, and she remembered my face when she walked in. And she assured me she wouldn't cut it that short again.
So I was like, "Well baby, since we're on the subject and all...that dress that you got recently to lounge around the house, isn't doing you any favors, either."
She was like, "I know, it makes me look 10 times fatter than I actually am, but it's REALLY comfortable." But now that I said it, she won't wear it anymore, because she knows I don't like it.
So problem solved, and it didn't go bad.