Hello everyone
So just about 3 weeks ago I finally completed a gaming goal I have wanted to complete for quite some time since I can remember and that is obtain the virtual boy. I always wanted one but never could find one for a obainable price. I've always loved it and never knew why. It's just iconic in it's presence. It's stance. It's sillouette. It's part of gaming history. I have envyed looking at it for the past few weeks. It sits perched on my desk. It's beautiful in many ways.
Now I know many of us have seen the angry video game nerd video or the countless hatred comments towards it. So of course my main interest in it is to own the piece of history and as a conversation piece of Nintendos many different efforts and attempts in gaming. I really want to make my room look more like a curration of different consoles to display a companies endeavors throughout history. I assumed i'd hate it like everyone else and not play it beyond the first try. But I went in extremely unbiased and gave it a fair chance. And after piecing together, the stand, the eye foam and the original insert that holds the eye foam. I purchased my first Virtual boy game
. Mario Tennis and fired it up in all it's glory.
Liked ItSo I waited for the iconic
Headache of doom associated with playing the VB for more than 10 minutes. Only to find myself 1 hour and 20 minutes in with no feeling of pain outside of occasional itches under the eye piece that would have to pause the game and scratch. Outside of that. Visually I found the red colors kinda neat and cool. It's like a digital matrix and being a part of another red and black world. I found it no less intrusive than the green colors of the gameboy. It's even more visible than that. It's kinda like a world where the shadows watch you. A world where red and blue are of the same. It's just red. Warm almost. Inviting.
So after playing Mario Tennis for well over an hour straight. I've decided that not only do I already long to play it again, it's also a incredible game. Like probably either 2nd or 1st best Mario Tennis game i've played. It's addictive. Simple. And boy does it give the challenge. It's just like the arcade games of old. Simple. Right to the point but you can't put your finger on why they lure you back each and every time. It's magical
The GripesOf course like any console their are some gripes. Although way more minor than the hate videos suggest. One of them being the stand and comfort of leaning into the VB to play it. I couldn't play longer than 5 minutes hunched over like this without getting uncomfortable. But I circumvented this by playing the VB another way. Which is lay down on the floor comfortable with some pillows supporting your head and just rest it up against your face with it's legs on your chest. It's comfortable as sleeping with a face mask on.
Outside of that, the sounds were amazing for a handheld game of it's day. The graphics were beyond ambitious imo for early 90s tech and I really think the virtual boy is unfairly hated. I thought it might have been a fluke but I really just genuinely liked the game. Of course I have to try other games but Tennis isn't even supposed to be as good as Wario Land. Wario Land is supposed to be even better so I can imagine i'll love that too.
Why the VB is so hatedThe reasons are very distinct. I'm starting to lean towards a smeer campaign that was mass perpetrated by the conspiring powers that be during the 1990s or some organized secret society that was hateful of the virtual boy. Mob members. Someone was paid off. The boxer took a dive. Of which the skeleton crew still lingers today. Polluting forum threads with villainy and angst towards the all holy red lord itself. The savior of handhelds. The one to sacrafice itself for gameboy to prosper. Dark underbelly of society stuff. Sega most likely paid to influence negative publicity of the console. It surged mainly in arcades, early editorials. Hidden stuff. Never in the mainstream media. And It mysteriously perished within only a few years of it's launch.
The Virtual boy very well could have been a scientific expiriment to test the long term brainwashing effects of the red lights on the human brain. A failed attempt at global domination by the japanese government. But it may have worked on me because I like it a lot. I want to play it again. I'd probably do anything the console told me to. I feel like the red lights have a deeper meaning and considering it's out of Nintendo's norm to cancel failed consoles early (wii u). I think the motives weren't exactly underlined. I think the virtual boy extends deeper. I think it's a mind control device of sorts. I think it collects data till this day.
As a whole this might be because I wasn't playing the VB or alive during the moment in which it came. Perhaps it was a marketing let down. Because it isn't Virtual Reality. But I mean it's pretty close. I found it to be not only not bad, but good, Maybe even fantastic.
I am excited to piece together, teleroboxer, wario land, the baseball game and a few others that are good. It's a shame it's library was cut so short. It might actually be my new favorite console in terms of wanting to seek games for it and collect for it. It has my full happiness and passion of the hobby currently.
I needed this too. A great return to retro collecting as I have been in modern games for a while.
What is your stance on the Virtual Boy? Is it unfairly mistreated? Or do you hate it also?