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The Potato Chip Zodiac. What Your Favorite Chip Says About You
« on: November 01, 2021, 08:55:28 pm »
Welcome To Snack Astrology :D

Welcome everyone to the potato chip based snack product cosmos, the caloric cosmos, the astrological make up that makes you was given from an ancient scribe and Dr. Dip and Sir Heluva Good have come together to organize what your chip preferences say about you.  Do you like cool ranch or nacho cheese doritos more? See what that says about you.  You can tell a lot about a human by their posture and by the bag of chips they go for first :) 

Nacho cheese? Loyal. Tradtional. Great frends.

Cheez itz? Your mommy of the year.

Salt And Vinegar?  Well ummm. You eat pizza backwards crust first and you emphatize with Bush. Or maybe the stars lied? Maybe it isn't what we see at face value.








What do you feel of your zodiac? Will you use your chip astrology for tinder bios?  And if you didn't know this was made by an irreputable member of a video collection page and it was rather made by buzzfeed would you invest more in the logic of it?

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VG collect and all of it's affiliates do not sponsor nor condone any of the views express here in. The thread is made for satirical purposes only and does not help lottery chances, romantic prosperity or has been approved by the FDA or BBB.  If you eat salt and vinegar chips.  I of course think the world of you and love you still :D 

Thank you for sharing. 




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Re: The Potato Chip Zodiac. What Your Favorite Chip Says About You
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2021, 07:22:09 am »
Where is the paprika flavour? :(
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Re: The Potato Chip Zodiac. What Your Favorite Chip Says About You
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2021, 01:12:17 pm »
Does the zodiac happen to point towards the fact that a Cheez It isn't a chip, it's a cracker? Pure hackery.
« Last Edit: November 05, 2021, 01:16:09 pm by Warmsignal »

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Re: The Potato Chip Zodiac. What Your Favorite Chip Says About You
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2021, 08:14:15 pm »
Does the zodiac happen to point towards the fact that a Cheez It isn't a chip, it's a cracker? Pure hackery.
Cheetos aren't chips either.
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Re: The Potato Chip Zodiac. What Your Favorite Chip Says About You
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2021, 09:54:48 pm »
Does the zodiac happen to point towards the fact that a Cheez It isn't a chip, it's a cracker? Pure hackery.

Crackers are chips that happened to lose potato mommy in place of a wheat daddy leading to a life to crime eventually opening its own whiskey business in south hampton. Same way a bumble bee is just a wasp with a mink on.

The cheez it was adopted but is still invited to most chip family functions and corn chip based social events :)



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Re: The Potato Chip Zodiac. What Your Favorite Chip Says About You
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2021, 08:00:03 am »
Does the zodiac happen to point towards the fact that a Cheez It isn't a chip, it's a cracker? Pure hackery.

Crackers are chips that happened to lose potato mommy in place of a wheat daddy leading to a life to crime eventually opening its own whiskey business in south hampton. Same way a bumble bee is just a wasp with a mink on.

The cheez it was adopted but is still invited to most chip family functions and corn chip based social events :)

It's not invited to be on the chip isle at most grocery stores. Seems like a major social exclusion to me, so enough of this kumbaya we love the Cheeze It as well spiel. You gotta commit to the cracker life. Crackers are a tastier family of salty snack than a chip. Underrated and underappreciated, while chips take all the glory; even the glory the crackers manage to earn. From club to wheat thin, to crisp and saltine... crackers are snacks too and one day their time will come.