Author Topic: What Was The Last Movie/Anime You Watched?  (Read 2540178 times)

Re: What Was The Last Movie/Anime You Watched?
« Reply #2655 on: March 13, 2026, 07:39:37 pm »
I watched The Dukes of Hazzard, Man of the House (2005) and Melania since my last post.

The Dukes of Hazzard looked good, definitely a high budget and they seemed to utilize it well. I'm not sure what was missing but it felt slightly lacking but otherwise enjoyable.

Man of the House slightly reminds me of some of my favorite movies with the blend of action and comedy but falls short with both. It's okay.

Melania is not a documentary, and she herself has apparently stated this, it's a very carefully curated look at her preparing to be the First Lady again. It's shot well and looks nice and they spared no expense with music licensing but there's very little here.

Re: What Was The Last Movie/Anime You Watched?
« Reply #2656 on: March 14, 2026, 11:37:05 pm »
They Call Her Death - It gets a lot done with a whole bunch of nothing. Charming for what it is, but still ultimately a shoestring production that can't quite ascend to a higher level like your Hundreds of Beaverses. Thrilled it exists, and worth checking out if you are even remotely curious about it.

1776 - It's a pretty excellent fictionalization of the drafting of the Declaration of Independence while also being a rather ho-hum musical.

Fackham Hall - What makes a parody really pop is a deep understanding of the genre they are satirizing. Fackham Hall gets it.

The Accountant 2 - This movie is totally bonkers, and I don't know that the plot actually makes any sense, but, man, are Ben Affleck and Jon Bernthal are fun together.

Altered States - The problem with "acid trip" movies is that it can be too easy to end up all style and no substance. Thankfully Altered States was written by Paddy Chayefsky.
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Re: What Was The Last Movie/Anime You Watched?
« Reply #2657 on: March 27, 2026, 02:12:27 am »
The Creator - This was an odd movie.  It has really fantastic visuals and effects, selling a lot of the world, but it almost feels disjointed at the same time.  There's so much old feeling tech, clothes, alongside far future tech and it almost feels jarring at times.  It's like a mashup of so many scifi movies from Blade Runner, to District 9, to trying emulate the feeling of the Vietnam war, and yet they try and have moments of levity that feel very out of place with the tone.  Two animals "cutely" kill robots and humans in the movie, it's so weird.  It's trying to pull at the heart strings over and over, but I don't think it works most of the time.  The main pairing of Jacob and Alphy once that starts works for the most part, but that's sorta it.  Everyone else feels so awkwardly written, some so bluntly to the point of being cartoonish and it ends weirdly too.

I don't know, it's hard to explain, some of the acting direction, some of the writing, some of the tones, some of the ideas, all of that just sorta pops out in odd places throughout the entire film to me and it never fully nails it.  Which is abit of a bummer as I generally like Gareth Edwards with Monsters, Godzilla, and Rogue One (Haven't seen Jurassic Park: Rebirth yet).  It's not a terrible movie, like give me this any day over Electric State, but it never quite hits like it should.

Jurassic World: Rebirth - This turned into a Gareth Edwards night when I realized that this was on Netflix also lol This movie feels like World's version of Jurassic Park 3 and I mean that both abit positively and negatively lol  Compared to the last couple Jurassic World movies, which I hated, this is far more enjoyable than them as it does a decent job of doing the "Jurassic Park" thing more than even the first World did, which certainly isn't anything original or standout, but at least it's entertaining.  Dominion and Fallen Kingdom just failed for being the stupidest ideas for movies instead of capitalizing on the idea of dinosaurs causing havoc within civilization.

To me, this calls back to JP3 where it's sorta bringing things back to a simpler premise, you got a family, a group of experts, going to an island that was abandoned and houses dino's, it's a fairly standard premise.  That being said, the writing gets kinda rough with some kinda dumb decisions made, and the whole mutant dino thing is so horribly underused.  I didn't like the idea to begin with too much, because I don't need mutant dino's, I just like dino's, and they are there for the whole movie, but they bring out a mutant dino in this, with a terribly dumb intro for it, and then utilized it terribly for the ending.  They sorta just...get away and that was it for the Distortus Rex...like they ran out of funding for a cooler ending, it felt anti-climatic to me.

It's also done something I don't know that I've seen in movies often, but they got the monster scaling wrong scene to scene.  By default, I think Distortus Rex is like...a really large T-Rex pretty much, bigger than one, but not gigantically so. In one scene though, it comes out of the fog, chomping on a full size, multi-person, transport helicopter, it's mouth big enough to bite through the cockpit, which would make it like...a 100 feet tall or something, quadruple it's supposed size, just for the next scene, it scales down to like, maybe it can take a bit of two people at once lol It's so weird.  It makes a cool shot way less cool when your giant monster becomes immediately less gigantic lol

So yeah, it's something I'd rather watch more than the past two World movies, by a large margin, but it's kinda rough, it needed more time in the writers room to either choose if it wanted it to be a classic Jurassic Park styled movie, or maybe something more mature that delved into the ideas of mutant dino's a whole lot more.  A more mature, R-Rated, darker toned movie revolving around that, while not a movie I would super want, would've been better than what they did here.  Either do the standard Jurassic Park or trying something that at least gives adults a more interesting movie.
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