English person here!
Aren't our game spines the worst??
Haha, that reminds me that one of the founders of the site, Scott, accidentally bought a EU copy of one of the Etrian Odyssey games and was so dismayed by how boring the spine was compared to the NA spines, he caved and bought NA copies to be consistent.
Sometimes JP spines can be boring, too - what gives! Why does everything have to look like a bootleg?