...because I do not believe in "smart" phones
They're elusive, like Bigfoot, lol.
I don't have a true smartphone, either. But that's because I'm cheap and can wait until I get home to my computer for using programs and such (and I work in front of a computer).
I have a Tracphone (pre-paid minutes), their supposed "smartphone" model. But really, all you can use is their specific, crappy apps, you can't use the apps that you actually want to use on a smartphone. And it's touchscreen, which I thought would be a nice upgrade, but I find myself missing actual buttons.