One may say I am a Pizza guy, A pizza Connoisseur
. But I am yet a mere student of Pizzaology. A under grad at PCAA (Pizza and Calzone Arts academy) One who seeks to learn the ways of the crust. Some have mastered the art, some have devoted centuries to the study of the sauce gods. But I may only ever scratch the crusty surface of what a Pizza means. One who marvels in the sheer glory of the Pizza pie. One who looks to the stars and the moon for the answers regarding my co-existence amongst the pizza and my role in bettering our understanding of the pizza and one who also finds no answers. A staple in gaming culture. The entire food pyramid on one circular shaped saucer of crusty soft dough, topped with the most elegant and fragrant Italian sauces, smothered in mouth watering, dripping, melted, succulent mozzarella and then finally dusted off with some salty savory meats. packaged in a cardboard box for you to open like a Christmas gift and indulge in.
Pizza is life. Pizza knows all. Pizza heals wounds. Pizza doesn't count as a cheat day on your diet, because you would have cheated yourself by not eating it. Search within pizza to find yourself. Pizza has many layers.... much like life itself. A journey through each layer is a journey through one's subconscious existence. Pizza is essentially the human soul. Diverse, unique, one of a kind and intricate to explore.
Pizza is gamer fuel. All the elements we need conveniently placed on one triangular shaped crusty slice.
Pizza some how makes 4 epic things better by combining them, Pizza is a testament of what humans can accomplish with precise engineering and brilliant thinking. Simple, yet complex. A true masterpiece.
In short, Pizza is amazing and my favorite gaming food of all time.