From the ashes it spawns. Ripping fibers from the gaming universe with it's every movement closer to production. Our 90's heart still in it's clutch pulsing as it comes closer. Never forgiven, never forgotten but out to seek it's revenge and haunt our catelogs yet again. And as much as this seems satirical I forewarn all of you of your impending doom. This is not the works of a Jimmy Fallon monologue nor my imagination this time. This is realer than we could have ever imagined. The atom bomb to the gaming universe, the one to stop the polarity of earth, the one to hault the entire industry for a moment of silence as it graces store shelves for it's grand return. As if one wasn't enough. We all must bear it again. The father of them all, the meme, the myth the legend
What could it possibly be you may ask? What could be so sinister, so meme worthy, so funny and comical that it could honestly end modern gaming as we know it. I'm sure some of you know but this text can't convey tone. Here I sit. Cup full of scotch. Bomb shelter on the ready. Stocked with good games. As the fall out of this one bad game is enough to change our memories of what a game actually is. It's that bad. May my children and brothers venture fourth in the bomb shelter and keep good games for the future of humanity. I am too far gone for I have already seen it.
Viewer discrection is advised, viewing beyond this point makes you one of us. The seen can't be unseenIt's back for souls. Here it stands, in the wake of it's predecessor. Back by propehcy to bless another console gen into oblivion as it almost did with the greatest gaming gen of all time. We fended it off for many moons but it's back for blood. Just gracing the same shelf as BOTW or COD will make those games suck just by touching it. It's an even more potent strand of meme than the original shaq fu. The prototype hybrid. The final run. The end.
I warned. I can only warn once. We all must bare this on our minds. Shaq Fu is back. Let it sink in.
Shaqwave is a confirmed move. The shaqwave.
Good luck all. I must head west. Their is a cleansing center in Santa Monica that is supposidly helping those effected by Shaq Fu radiation. Come join me fellow gamers. We can be pure again.
All jokes aside, where do you stand with this crowd funded revival? Do you think it could possibly be awesome? I mean the battle system looks fun and inviting and the gameplay pictures look nice. But the thought of Shaq Fu being good is like Superman 64 being good or something. It's tough to wrap the mind around
. Will you be buying Shaq Fu Reborn? I think It might be awesome or the end. it's two ways it can go. No grey area with this
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