I like to go out and cash my check for work for nickles and dimes and put them in a giant mason jar. from there I take it to the nearest strip club and find I nice respectable looking pole dancer and... well have you ever heard of making it rain? ... yeah I do that but only it must have been a pretty bad thunder storm... because I make it hail. Yeah all the ladies there must know that I like variety because they always send up their newest hires for me.
I tried just doing $20 once at a different establishment, to save some money, but they must not have liked making money there because they asked me to leave...