Beef up the turret guns and land-mines. I wish USPS was willing to help you out like that. My post office wouldn't accept any responsibility for loosing my package in October.
Oh, they absolutely took no responsibility. The guy was very much like, what can you do. How am I supposed to know that he didn't live here. Guy probably would've been glad to not give me the time to answer the door so he could rush off, but I was planning on catching him to confront him. He didn't give me any other info other than that. Didn't remember the vehicle or even the color of the vehicle. Which I wanna call bullshit on, but oh well. My USPS guy knew me by my cars and face and everything before I ever met the guy, and I park one of my cars in the garage. Creepy, but not surprising given how often I get packages. I know I'd remember something like what color vehicle at least, and I know knowing my attentiveness, I'd remember the car and probably even note the license plate because I'd be suspicious as fuck about someone coincidentally pulling up as I'm delivering the package.
That's pretty awful. Basically bypassing any cameras that people might have that point at their porches. Surprised that the UPS guy would believe someone who just pulled up and said that they lived there. I wonder what their usual process should be - say no and then drive back around to try again? Or take their word so that they don't get in trouble for refusing delivery to an actual customer?
That's absolutely what happened. Even if I had a full on, no blindspot security system, I'd still have nothing because the UPS guy parked a house down and there were 3 AT&T utility trucks next door installing THEIR security system... should've asked if their system happened to be recording at the time, but probably wasn't... so the driver didn't even go to my property. He tried to claim it was in my driveway, but the GPS shows that he was a house over when he delivered the package.
Honestly, I'm figuring my neighbor took the packages and just straight up lied to my face. They are those kind of people. Neighbor said he got like 14 packages yesterday, so I'm like "Oh, ok, well, could you verify that none of those packages were mine?" "No, I didn't get any packages today." "No, I'm talking about yesterday's packages, the UPS guy misdelivered two of my packages and the GPS shows that he delivered them to your house." "Oh, well, what's your address?" "[Address]" "Oh, well that's not this address" "I know, that's my address, but did he hand you any packages that were addressed to my house?" "No, They misdelivered some of my packages as well, still haven't heard from them about the packages." I could very well see these assholes being like "Well, my shit got misdelivered, so I'm keeping your shit".
Gonna see about filing a police report and mentioning what happened, so maybe the police will decide to question the neighbor. But honestly, I know how the police work, so there's no point whatsoever.