game that you can't believe even exists

[htimreimer]

do you know of a game you can believe even exists

i have two

(1)
(2) http://www.mobygames.com/game/turbografx-cd/god-panic-shij-saiky-gundan/screenshots

*Edited by admin*
Please don't link to pages with pornographic images.

[soera]

http://www.amazon.com/Stop-Smoking-Coach-NDS-Nintendo-DS/dp/B001EJZ9MK/ref=sr_1_1?s=videogames&ie=UTF8&qid=1331826955&sr=1-1

[dstone]

i have two

Just curious, what is it with you and porno games?

[jcalder8]

Pimp My Ride
Naughty Bear
Elf Bowling 1 and 2
Build-a-bear games

[pacpix]

[matt]

That anti-smoking game is interesting. The DS really had a lot of practical games like this. There are loads of weight loss, tutoring and other strange things on the DS.

[jcalder8]

Those kinds of DS games don't surprise me from a Nintendo handheld,  heck the Game Boy had a Bible cartridge.

[foxhack]

Spanish for Everyone on the DS.

http://www.destructoid.com/spanish-for-everyone-this-game-was-written-by-crackheads-52964.phtml

[htimreimer]

i have two

Just curious, what is it with you and porno games?

i am not sure why i am so curious about porno games maybe because i am so confuse by the people that find these games sexy

[soera]

Well, if you think about it from a developer's point of view, its a brilliant idea. The stereotypical "gamer" is a fat slob locked in his parent's basement with a cold pizza, a 2ltr of Mt Dew, and no life. In that scenario, its the best of both worlds. Naked girls and a game to play. Where to go wrong?

[ffxik]

Well, if you think about it from a developer's point of view, its a brilliant idea. The stereotypical "gamer" is a fat slob locked in his parent's basement with a cold pizza, a 2ltr of Mt Dew, and no life. In that scenario, its the best of both worlds. Naked girls and a game to play. Where to go wrong?

Maybe in their own messed up world.  First off you have to get the slob outta the house to buy the game.  I'm sorry when I picked up Arcana Heart (PS2) and Otomedious Excelent I thought I was going to have to kill someone with the looks I was getting.  I could only imagine walking into a store to buy, say Custers Revenge.  On a side note pizza and Mtn Dew doesn't sound to bad right now.

[jobocan]

I'm sorry when I picked up Arcana Heart (PS2) and Otomedious Excelent I thought I was going to have to kill someone with the looks I was getting.

Haha, yeah, even people in game stores will look at you weird when you're not buying the latest super popular game, or anything that seems sort of strange. I bought Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers when that came out on the 360, and the guy behind the counter at EBgames was just confused and looked at me weird until I left the store. Fun times.

Even if it's relatively normal games, game store employees will still look at you weird if you buy, say, Street Fighter X Tekken instead of Mass Effect 3 (AKA Gears of War in Space).

[amauriel]

That's what I miss about the Gamestop in the town I used to work in. The manager in there was awesome, and it was the least busy Gamestop in the world, I think, so he was the one running the register every time I'd go in there.

I'd go in like this: Me: Hey Beardy! (I seriously called him that.)
Beardy: Freebie Girl!! (He seriously called me that. I only pre-ordered games when a freebie came with them and he knew it.)
Me: I'm on split break tonight. Whatcha got that would be fun for two players, not too serious, and under $30? I think I'll surprise the husband.
Beardy: That you don't already have?? (Laughs) How about Earth Defense Force? Crazy game, not too many people know about, shoot giant alien bugs with a split screen. Xbox, $25.
Me: Sold!

And this is how I used to find crazy games before I knew where to look for them on the Internet.

[desocietas]

I heard that game was awwwwwful.  Screenshots and funny review:
http://wii.ign.com/articles/114/1140401p1.html

[foxhack]

The Wal-Mart across the border from my hometown still had six or seven of that Rudolph game (the DS version) in stock in the clearance bin two weeks ago.

They weren't there anymore last night.