SMT IV: Hey there, Kash! You ready for some more fun today?
Me: Why yes, yes I am! Let's battle some demons!
SMT IV: That's the spirit! But first, you need to beat this boss battle!
Me: A boss? Bring it. There is nothing I can't handle.
*gets a game over*
SMT IV: What was that you were saying?
Me: Oh, hush. I just got careless. Let me at 'em again.
*gets a game over*
SMTI IV: Mufufu...
Me: Oh yeah? I'll make a demon that can expose this boss' weakness!
*gets a game over*
SMT IV: Here, how about this. You can now lower the difficulty because you clearly suck.
Me: What are you trying to say, game? That this is too hard for me to handle? Puh-leeze! I know I can do it this time.
*gets a game over*
SMT IV: The agony of defeat!
Me: ...fine. I'll lower the difficulty.
*wins*
SMT IV: *whistles innocently*
Me: Oh, shut up.
Hopefully everyone else's current game is treating them with more kindness.