I'm ready for it to be over. As much as I enjoy wandering around in the dark, freezing my ass off, with a flashlight in one hand and someone's Amazon delivery in the other. I'm ready to be done.
A FedEx driver and myself scared the piss out of each other the other night. Apparently, around here they don't have bigger box trucks. They only have vans. So, they are renting Budget moving vans.
I had a moving van in my driveway at 9:00 at night. Me being ever-paranoid just assumes either:
A) Someone is lost
B) I'm the subject of a movie-style heist.
So I walk out to see what's going on, but no ones in site. I slip around the dark side of the van, moving through the shadows. I'm in 3/4 ninja mode now. Then I see a 40 something gentleman in a FedEx jacket hop out of the back of the van. I relax and greet him, but he nearly shit his pants.
Then, I get the explanation about vans and budget rental trucks.