After a significant amount of time spent following your instructions Scott, I have determined the problem.... While technically your info is 100% correct, the 3-dot icon is only in the corner of the screen while you are logged in.... I use a Galaxy S3 and after poking around, it seems that I do not remain logged in from page to page all the time on my mobile.... While I am on the go I use the mobile site to remind myself of what I do/don't need and check my friends' lists to see if they might want something.... Seeing as I was apparently not logged in from the get go, it was difficult to pinpoint this.... Thanks for assisting me in straightening it out.... Not to seem super lazy, but would the lack of the 3-dot icon be a security feature to prevent unregistered users from viewing profiles then~? I can continue relogging until I fix my issue, but.... okay, yeah, I'm just being super lazy.... >.>'