This one time I believe it was July, August, there’s a knock on the door.
I open it and there’s this cute little game dealer, she was so adorable with the little pigtails and all.
And she said to me “how would you like to buy some video games?”
And I said “well, what kind do you have?”
She had Contra, Mario Bros, Punchout
And I said “we’ll take a Punchout, how much will that be?”
And she looks at me and she says “I need about tree fiddy”
Well it was about that time that I noticed this game dealer was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the flea market - the Loch Ness monster.
I said “Dammit monster! Get off my lawn! I ain’t giving you no tree fiddy!”
He said “How about just two fiddy?”
I said “Oh now it’s only two fiddy! What is there a sale on Loch Ness gameies or something?!”
Lord he was angry.
Not me, the monster - he was about to kick my ass