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Off Topic / Re: What Was The Last Movie/Anime You Watched?
« on: May 06, 2026, 06:46:54 pm »
MICHAEL - Intensely magical, perhaps doesnt tell the average fan anything they didnt already know but I learned a lot about the man. Michael's legacy is so sad and cruel that this is a great visionary portrait into his life. Directed by his own brothers, sisters and family. It is really well done. With deeply emotional but also amazing parts of symphonic mastery.  Jafarr captured the soul for sure. One of the better biopic of recent memory.


devil wears prada 2 - It's a elegant and cute return to fashion. Pun intended.  The cast is superbly talented but it perhaps lacks the syncopation and overall mood of the first. It's fine and had nice twists but overall didn't engross me like part 1. Mostly due to a more subdued Miranda Priestley.  Imo Emily Blunt is the star of this one in both character development and story pushing drama. Which sets the stage. It's funny and great but often feels like the shadow of something monumentous

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GameStop offers $56 billion to buy eBay. Here's what to know - ABC News https://share.google/QA15EKQDrU5RYC6gN


So this rumor has been circulating for about a week now but I was waiting to see if this was concrete or would flake out but seems official. And is gaining traction. Gamestop is officially taking sight on Ebay leaving fans to ask how does a company like gamestop randomly go from slashing stores, layoffs, verge of bankruptcy and odd business model switches to randomly deciding to offer to buy one of the largest online marketplaces ever created?  Gamestop came up with a lot of phantom cash. Most people had their market cap pegged at much less. People question the actual intentions of all this.   Gamestop claims "we want to be more competitive with Amazon" which to me sounds ambitious but perhaps genius.


But my question is, is this good for either company?


Does buying Ebay give Gamestop so much more letigious overhead and navigation nonsense to endure changing their competitors from best buy and Walmart to literally amazon and temu?   How does that merger look?   If done right. It could make Gamestop into a gaming pop culture centric "cool kids Amazon" lol.  Reeking of Iroc Leather and Surfboard wax. Just the new site that has it all.  It happened with tik tok. A rebrand can go a long way. But taking aim at Amazon is like challenging Jordan 1 on 1.  Does gamestop have the leverage with Ebay behind it? What advantage is gained?


Does being bought by gamestop risk making Ebay like..... well.... GAMESTOP lol.  Who as a company has shown a very poor track record with avoiding scam returns, handling retro games, making sure people ship legit merch, offering fair market fees for sellers and being accurate on descriptions, packaging and returns...


My thoughts are

1. This isn't going to happen.  If it were close to happening Amazon will outbid them.

2. If it does. Gamestop is going to start to transition itself into collaborative thrift stores that act as hubs to sell and ship Ebay items for independent sellers.   Perhaps acting as a Ebay drop off point the way staples acts as a Amazon drop off point.  Which would make them a middle man.

3. As someone who uses Ebay maybe 1250 times a year and most of my collection comes from there.  Versus walking into a gamestop maybe twice a year if you're lucky. This just scares me.  Ebay has a great customer service model and a buyer first pride about it that has helped me many times.  Gamestop not so much although I dont hate gamestop. I just find it to be DK Oldies on a larger scale.



How does this news make everyone feel?    Any yays or nays in the room?   And if it happens what do you hope this entails for modern gaming as a whole?  :)

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General / Re: 52 Games Challenge 2026!!!
« on: May 04, 2026, 01:11:40 am »
26. PRAGMATA [PS5] - Finished May 3rd, 2026





All Hail CAPCOM

Capcom is running away with 2026 truly. Capcom has it's proverbial sack in the air. Full of pride. And I am glad to be part of the ride


I can't even fathom a development studio having a 1, 2 punch this glorious back to back. It may be one of the strongest examples of this. And also with the release of GTA 6 nearing (most likely) 2026 is saying very attimently from the roof top. Set the bar low and we'll hurdle over the sun!   Pragmata is a delicious treat that may even outpace RE9.


Diana is adorable of course, and really not only makes the entire sad dad robo kid space adventure energy feel raw and alive but she also gives the player a connection to both Hugh as an esoteric lone wanderer to this melancholy regression into the deep void of space a whole paternal instinct about itself. He grows as real life dad's do by having a "daughter" it evolves both protective and extremely gentle qualities of the protagonist to show true value of soul. You grow to care about this digital rug rat and in doing so it makes the game connect to the purest parts of the human element within ourselves.  Diana is both helpless and extremely powerful in the same breath.  Helpless because she is isolated in a dangerous realm of polluted bots. But powerful because she can literally alter space time and hack telepathically.  So yeah she's OP.   Definitely not a "babysit" game. She kicks wholesale ass.


The bond forms slowly. Naturally. Going from Hugh being like "do I gotta explain the same things 25 times" to visible anger to any and all that attempt to harm the pragmata.   Dreams. Plans. Earthly escapes and restored earth memories that make up part of the ever expanding collectibles. 


It has a bit of Joel and Ellie vibes where the disgruntled and hardened dad who has been scorned by circumstance finds a child who at first is part of obligation but quickly becomes a product of deep sentiment.  And from hand drawn doodles, hop scotch to educational convos.  It really gives the play many opportunistic to hone that dynamic like a ginsu blade.




Most of this conversational bonding happens at "the shelter" the shelter is part of the larger cradle which makes up the mini universe you're in. Without giving up much of the plot. Your main goal is to get to a relay tower to signal to earth for rescue. Diana is a tag along who quickly becomes your adopted daughter essentially.  The shelter offers opportune time to not only interact with Diana (play hide and go seek) but also upgrade both your armor, weapons and Diana's hacking abilities. Which are upgraded using collectible elements. Cabin tokens fill out bingo cards and can be collected witjin each sector. These unlock outfits. More mods for Diana to hack with ect.  And within the shelter is also side missions known as training Sim which also reward you with the things you need to upgrade. It's laid out cool and acts as a very frequented sanctuary from battle to automatically heal and resupply ammo.


The game is pure substance. And it made me a bit emotional to find myself part of this world. It sort of shined the mirror on my childless existence and perhaps made me see the value in extending your knowledge and overall presence into the life of another creation (even in robotics form) that will carry your legacy and words throughout its finite existence. It's almost as if when we die. The trees eat out body. Roots grow. Air cycles. Nothing is lost.  All absorbed like spoken fertilizer.  The games story really tugs at the heart strings.  The sacrifice. The mortality of it all when in direct contrast with a robot AI essentially. The game is bonkers depth.


But to get off the plot sap. It's all really freaking badass! Think astral chain meets bomberman meets resident evil 9.  It has elements of dual character hacking, moving blocks on puzzle grids to electrocute enemies as you shoot them with the other character at the same time. Dual wielding entire personas. It's fresh conceptually and that hack and smack concept carries the core of the game to wonderful limits.


Long story short. Capcom is just daddy right now. Between RE Requiem and This in one damn year? Like save some drool for the other devs.   It seems more and more often that Capcom is passionate about the art of it all. Aiming to be respected as much as consumed and also willing to push both new and old IP to the highest of standards.  I admire that.

Oh and there are Mr. Cabins to collect. Mini statues of adorable computers that have led faces on them. Robo buddies Galore. What a cinematic good time this was!


99/100.





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Off Topic / Re: What Was The Last Movie/Anime You Watched?
« on: May 02, 2026, 02:43:41 pm »
Super Mario Bros Movie


The Mario Movie truly sucks. It is the typhoid fever of movies. I am so sick of it's hype, it's sequels hype,  kids loving it. The posters. It all feels like i'm in the bad dream. I'm sorry. I hate the idea, execution and finesse for the movie.  It's another example of us eating spooned garbage designed for consumerism by a company or better yet companies who lost the plot. I can't even pretend it's good and the sole reason is Chris Pratt.  Almost exclusively.  And anyone with objective thinking will agree.   It's dumpster foder

Remember when companies would actually give a care in the world about respecting source material?  Remember when VAs were unknown and talented?  Remember when they wouldn't cast some American Irish Catholic sellout who can barely act as himself to play possibly the most notable Italian accent in pop culture outside of Joe Pesci?  It'd be like having Mr. T play Link.  Mario is "its a me, mario" and hes peppy. Hes all over the place. But most of all hes an italian plumber from new York. Its the most simple premise to nail. First at least get the character correct. Then distort it later. It is so insanely idiotic Hollywood's obsession to just recycling the same 5 names to play roles.  Collective multi film contracts have killed film industry as a whole.  Jack black is also beaten to death but at least I can imagine him as Bowser he sounds like Bowser.  Bowser rarely talked in the games and being gruff is about all that's needed.

Chris Pratt always plays himself.  This isnt mario. And truthfully. The price you pay a Big budget actor to do this. You could have either gotten the actual voice of Mario or if he didn't want to do it. Get someone who sounds literally exactly like him. The Mario impression is so abundant online. It's not hard. 

Why do I gotta hear my film Mario sound like a blockbuster Employee 4th generation American who eats CBD brownies.  No New York accent let alone Italian.  No pep. No spunk.  Even without the accent he doesnt have the pitch.  It single handedly removes the character from any premise of objective immersiveness.  It's a complete joke.


Oh did they just phone in a side character? Maybe give Wario to PewdiePie?   Nope.  They ruined and half passed the titular character and possibly the most iconic video game IP ever.  So sad.


It does numbers off little kids who know no better and weird millennial fomo


Chris Pratt as Mario was and always will be one of the worst decisions in film history. Im sorry.  You couldn't have chosen a worse actor to play Mario.  So with the main character ruined. They try to fix it by flashing lights and making goofy sounds and songs for kids attention spans. 


It's bad bad lol.


Literally 10/100

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As an idea or hopefully trend? I adore this.  Forwards and backwards compatibility releasing old games on new carts is genius for preservation alone.  My gripes are with the console itself. The console was never worth it's price to me. Not now, not in the retro market and certainly not at its original launch which was more than a used car at the time.  Anything marketed as being for the "affluent gamer" is more than likely propagandist trash.  Everything about the original neo geo annoyed me. Now for this cheaper spin off. Id say id not pay more than 100 for it.   It's library is so weak and lacks variety.   I hope it enables others to enjoy it who love it for fheaper but to me this is a nothing burger.  In my extremely subjective world. But I do like the idea of physical retro revivals if done right.


Now if they did this with the vectrex id be really happy.   A modern vectrex with the same vintage display tech for like 300 with fresh caps ready to last decades would be a dream to me.


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Yeah I saw the price increases coming last year when RAM prices started skyrocketing. I saw that with the Black Friday $100 off and my 10% employee discount, $585 (before tax) for a PS5 Pro was the cheapest I'd ever be able to get it for, so I jumped on it. Man am I glad I did now that they're $900. Regardless of whether or not physical is still a thing next-gen, I'm done with mainstream gaming after this gen. There's just hardly anything worth buying anymore. From generations 1 through 7, every time a new game came out in a series, it was usually a significant improvement (at least visually). But ever since 8th gen, sequels keep getting worse and worse with each new iteration. Now they've reached the point where there's usually no point in buying sequels because the previous games were better (with very rare exceptions). I'm still looking at the next Xbox because I want a gaming PC powerful enough to emulate anything in my collection, but if it ends up being locked down in any way, I'll just go with a regular gaming PC.

SSD and internal hard drives have sky rocketed too.  I got my 1tb internal SSD M.2 with graphite and special carbon heat sink. All of it for like 56 dollars a few years back. Now they are 150+ some of them.  80 dollar games. Physical key cards with digital innards. Having to pay extra for a disc drive. Man what a sad time to be a gamer...


Although I was thinking the other day working on my PS2. With how often PS2s disc drives fail. And it becoming a bigger issue than ever before.  You are left with 2 options. Either buy oem and aged hardware and hope for it to not brrak.  Attempt a laser eye replacement which doesnt always work. Or buy a Chinese replacement part with varying build qualities that may fail faster than before. 

With PS5 having literally millions of disc drives being made seperately.  Think when PS5 gets into its senior years. 20 to 30 years old. It will have an abundance of disc drives on the market to buy. And even if they are expensive. I think they will be more consistently readible and thus make PS5 the easiest of the disc based consoles to keep alive.  No solder. No assembly.  The idea of a swappable plug and play disc drive is actually genius even if they did invent it for the wrong reasons.   Idk. Maybe thats just me trying to shine sunlight on a dogs ass lol.

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Marketplace / Re: Collection for sale
« on: April 27, 2026, 03:44:24 pm »
If you ever add PS3 to the stuff you plan on selling please lmk.  I have about 260 PS3 games but I intend to keep piling on in lots.  I typically pay for even commons and shovelware if the price is fair.  Anything I don't have i'm interested in. 


Also I am looking for

2DS XL Handhelds
Ape Escape 1 and 2
The PS1 Screen
Gameboy Player for any color gamecube with disc
LSD Dream Emulator For PS1 (Extremely rare)

Gameboy Color hello kitty edition  (without any yellowing)

And I also dabble in any PS2 commons that dont cost an arm and a leg.


Hope you luck in transitioning your collection!

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Off Topic / Re: What Was The Last Movie/Anime You Watched?
« on: April 18, 2026, 07:22:34 pm »
Melania - Shallow, sycophantic and absent a single unguarded moment, melania is a near two-hour infomercial disguised as a documentary. It does nothing that a sloppy campaign ad on network TV doesn't do, it's like a skippable ad that you can't skip. And extremely tone deaf and boring.  And that's me attacking it with no bias. I just like learning.  I want documentaties to give insight into the person. I'll watch a documentary on anyone or anything. This is very dull surface level propaganda.  I walk away empty.


the basketball diaries - Basketball diaries is a true story based on the life of Jim Caroll. A man of many professipns who comes from a troubled past. The movie is a reflective transparent look into his life of drug addiction and excess. And the 2nd half of this film perhaps portrays the nasty, debilitating struggles of addiction.  As someone who comes from one of the Opioid capitals of America and see addiction in my friends, and even family. Leonardo Dicarprio perhaps paints that somber portrait of self destruction better than anyone. It's terribly moving.



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General / Re: 52 Games Challenge 2026!!!
« on: April 12, 2026, 08:16:14 pm »


I found out last week I'm getting laid off from a job I've had for 8 years.. (4/10/26) [39/50]


:(  I know it's not much, but I am really sorry this has happened. Seeing you around these forums for as long as I have.  Feels pretty devastating to know this happened to you. Or anyone. I swear the world just keeps bleeding the good decent people for the benefit of monsters or Greed or AI. It feels like every time I wake up Its like majoras mask or something.. where it feels like you are running against the clock or preparing for an impending doom which can come in like 20 different forms.   


The game I always play when I'm sad or defeated is tetris for whatever reason. Like affairs, financial troubles, breakups and fights. I find myself zoning out to tetris. It's so good at numbing my brain I feel. Like I just get lost in it.  That sweet Russian Hymn, the iconic repetition.   Games have a wonderful way of making everything else feel normal for a bit. It's medicinal in ways.


I really hope good news comes your way soon bikingjahuty!


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General / Re: 52 Games Challenge 2026!!!
« on: April 08, 2026, 02:04:30 pm »
RECENTLY ABANDONED GAMES

1. Microsoft Flight Simulator 2025

I was heavily disappointed with my experience of this game.  The game uses a flawed and outdated version of Bing maps. I wish Microsoft would have swallowed pride and done better. I was under the impression that albeit poorly textured. The game had rendered cities across America.  The cities are worse than PS2 fidelity and missing so many geographical landmarks that my city doesn't look nor feel like flying over my city even in a polygon PS1 world. It ruins immersion and is fairly trash. Wish I didn't pay launch price for this. If anyone wants it for cheap or trade for some 20 dollar game. Hmu 


2. Halo 2

Again I feel like I'm kicking someone's grandfather lol. But it is shocking to me that the king of first person shooters doesn't have an allocated aim mechanic.  I remember loving this game as a kid. I know it's a fan favorite.  The plot hasn't gripped me and the aiming system is very dated versus modern fps. It hasn't aged well Imo


3. Cyborg Justice

I may return to this one. The concept of ripping the enemies arms off is cool and novel. And it has epic soundtrack. Is fairly customizable too. But I suck badly at this game. Like it's so brutally hard. 







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Finally have been toning back on buying which I hope to stick to an under 700 dollar monthly allowance. I will definitely be slower.  Which is essential for my impulse control.

But I have repaired my ps2 slim.  I fully refurbished its board. New ribbon cable.  New top shell. New power button pcb board. Full contact cleaner spray down of the pcb. Works like a quiet little dream now.  And all its common failure points are replaced.


I also was forced to get a monster brand s video cable for my OG Xbox since the OEM one is being a diva and flickering.

I also got a White Japanese PS2 Slim.  With a controller importing from Osaka for only 70 bucks.


And super monkey ball banana mania I think its called for Switch.


Now I will probably not buy anymore this month.

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General / Re: Do you still prefer physical games or digital?
« on: April 07, 2026, 11:48:39 pm »
Oh absolutely, I don't consider digital games tangible products and I don't seek them over physical ever.  I am not saying I don't buy them because the convenience certainly gets me from time to time.  And some deals are just simply worth it as a rental.  Like 5 dollars for borderlands 3 or something. 5 dollars can't get me a bag of chicken nuggets. So it doest bother me. So I do it out of laziness or cheapness. But it is definitely like comparing an nft to a rembrandt.  A one night stand to a good healthy marraige.  I love the feeling of holding a piece of art. Although the qjality of the case and what is included has become laughably bad over the years. It's still a piece of tech that will most likely outlive the system that plays it.


Perhaps this website is a very tilted place to ask this considering it's made of mostly physical game collectors lol.  But I also echo everyone here.  Team physical! :)

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Off Topic / Re: What Was The Last Movie/Anime You Watched?
« on: April 07, 2026, 10:23:51 pm »
Project Hail Mary - One of the most ambitious films in recent memory. It bites off a lot but manages to chew it. Also one of the most extraordinary and realistic depictions of space and isolation of interstellar travel I've watched. This movie proves that cinema still has fresh concepts or at least old concepts done in a fresh way.


Raging Bull - A window into the troubled and violent life of Jake LaMotta. When his ex wife was asked if he was really that bad as depicted in the film she answered no. "You were worse".  Some gripping acting scenes throughout for sure. It also let's itself breathe. It doesn't insist upon itself.



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General / Re: 52 Games Challenge 2026!!!
« on: April 07, 2026, 03:00:56 pm »
25. The Simpsons Wrestling [PS1] - finished - April 5th, 2026




THIS GAME GETS WAY TOO MUCH FLACK


I remembered this game being hated by all kinds of influencers but I was unaware that IGN literally gave this game a 1 out of 10. Which is not surprising considering that the integrity of that company just is abysmal. But it's unfair a tad. I'd like to play lawyer or devil's advocate to the game today lol.  Is The Simpsons Wrestling a technical tribute of puzzle solving interconnected within a flushed out picture perfect fighting game like Punchout is? No. It's not Tekken 3. But sometimes it seems the sheer amount of hatred this game gets is perhaps overblown and I dare say hive minded from the opinions of YouTubers who are not only critical of this game but all Simpson's IP games or just go in ready to hate games based on other media. I get the criticisms but not the amount or direction of some of them. I played it unbiasedly. I am not even that huge on the fighting game genre. I don't know what people are seeing with this one. Maybe it's me and that's fine. But I will lay out the reasons why the game is not a 1. And why I feel it's a worthy addition to a backlog.

Perhaps a show as idealogically stimulating and revolutionary as The Simpsons was, maybe the expectations are set higher.  But if i'm being honest.  The game is labeled as this unintriguing dumpster fire of shovelware slop that has no depth and broke controls.  Considering each character has it's own individual powers and specialities, considering each character is voiced and includes catch phrases, and factoring that there are multiple changing challenges within the matches themselves already makes the game worth a play. And imo it's totally servicable.  To say a game can have all that yet be a 1 is just lazy reviewing imo. And it annoys me a bit.  Disliking a game heavily and calling it a 1/10 are two different things.  Parappa the rapper is just as broken if not more mechanically (I say much more) and just as limited in depth yet is revered. But I will give the game it's fair just dues from my own subjective POV.  Keep in mind. I may be the only human who likes the game. Maybe it's like the movie Shalllow Hal where I am seeing beauty in the ugly.

THE MEAT AND POTATOES


You have 3 championship tournaments to enter.  One unlocks the next. The first is the new comers challenge which then evolves into more major titles and the defenders cups ect.  You pick your favorite Simpson... for me that was the loveable Lisa. And you just go match to match kicking wholesale Springfield ass. Now what is striking is that the game has unique character abilities that are pretty cute and novel.  Barney the local bar fly wields an encompassing noxious belch that essentially provides a toxic film over the ring that continuously hurts the opponet like a poison status effect in pokemon.  During matches special items enter the ring.  Collect all 5 letters of the word TAUNT and you can then taunt your opponet which creates invincibility cloak. Then some food items have aggrandizing health effects that boost your life to handle more blows.  Which is cool. I found myself leaving combat to seek the letters to try to gain upper hand. That's literally rpg elements. 


Most of the fights can be won by trampolining off an opponets head over and over which is an actual strat that opponets also try so it's canon to what the devs intended. I would call this a broken part of the game but some characters intentionally defend against it by jumping when you jump or have outside forces to stop you. Pogo pouncing, it feels a lot like a wacky mall arcade. The physics are essentric. But there. The game functions.

Then you also get a special attack which is powered by your special meter. In Lisa's case this was biting the opponets arm and you can keep chewing until the enemy fully depeltes their counter meter by mashing shoulder buttons which is the same way you kick out of a pin. Thumb tapping serenity becomes adreanline when you play in the tougher levels.


Characters like Mr. Burns has a sort of outsider effect where he will throws nukes into the ring to hurt you. Makes for a challenging match againt his butler Smitthers.


So 1/10 equates a unplayable game with not a single good thing to it's credit.

1. Actual Voice Acting
2. RPG Elements
3. Unique Character Abilities
4. Unlockables and strategy based fighting
5. Challenging difficulty and Accurate levels

The cons

The pin mechanics seem ugly or forced which they can be. The hit boxes arent perfect sure. And the graphics are a little blocky and ugly even for the time.  So with all that said. A 4 or 5 minimum would be fair. But the game just isnt as bad as the consensus. Most haven't played it objectively and I will die on that hill lol.  I found a lot to enjoy here. It's even worth a laugh or two like Lisa quoting the philosopher "Homer" which is a bit profound retrospectively.


The thing is fairly rad tbh. The Alvin to my Theodore, a damn buddening sand pit pal from yesteryear that was abused by it's peers but ended up giving you his milk at lunch time. But I don't feel nostalgia goggles are causing my skew in opinion. It's far more quality than I was told. I have played much worse simpsons games and definitely much worse IP shovelware. Much worse beloved PS1 software.  Simpson's Wrestling has it's dull repetitions and mundane difficulty curve that can definitely frustrate. It is clunky at times. But it's also a cute arcade style fan fare packed Jelly donut where the jelly is the fun lol. The game actually surprised me.

Rating - 67/100

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General / Re: 52 Games Challenge 2026!!!
« on: April 04, 2026, 12:34:38 pm »
24. Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest [SNES] - finished - March 27th, 2026




"Don't be K.Rool. Girl Id Never Be that K.Rool to you" - Bobby Brown


Donkey Kong Country 2 is a masterpiece, it is also the hardest platformer I have ever beaten. I didn't know going in that it was constantly mentioned among difficulty giants like Super Ghouls and Goblins on people's top 10 lists for hard SNES games but halfway through I quickly realized that we are dealing with a different beast than the first game. Packed with tons of new ambitious power ups, level gimmicks and systems to master. It truly gives you a world of adventure in just 50mb of grey plastic housed software.  And for it's difficult journey it rewards you with jest, mockery and beratement. Oh the glory days of Nintendo.


Where as most of the game derives it's challenge in exciting and adreanline thumping ways. Some of the levlels garner is from abuse. Web woods is an outlier In that the level web woods, the game sets you upon the mighty endeavor of using a red spider with tiger stripes on it's ass to build webs to traverse around enemies small and large.  Sounds fair enough in concept. But it is something I'd liken to chinese water torture with how mundane and repetitive it is. For whatever reason it is one of the longest, most tedious and annoying levels in donkey kong country history. Not deriving it's challenge from adrenaline pumping tests of pure skill and reactionary wit. But instead it's this long winded, blindsiding nonsensical grabasstic bafoonery level that garners it's challenge from being annoying and unfair. It really did a whole lot to kill my mood coming into the final leg of the game. But it humbles you to slap you back awake with insane pace in future levels. This level was where beating it felt like a triumph of attention span rather than skill. It's rage bait. It really is.  To put random npcs in sky fall locations that the player can't see or possibly predict AFTER about 20 minutes of shooting webs. So unless you can predict the next 7 wavelengths of the future to know exactly what the game intends to throw at you. You die. You die. Over and over. It Is cringe.  To make webs that were just fired disappear yet ones that have been around for 20 seconds stay makes it hard to find a pattern to the spiders abilities. It feels reactionary to spite you. And I'd prefer solid rng.  It was a brutal level where Diddy and Dixie arent even playable through most of it. Truly it's annoying.  It's a miracle I even stuck it out.

But what is left after the ashes of insanity. Is fun.  Pure unadulterated fun.  The same fun pilots must have felt using untameable jet aircraft in the prototype phases of aviation.  It's living on the edge when you play the game.  Yes it is hard. But when you finally conquer it or learn it's levels. It feels like you are worthy.  Like you made something happen. You are no longer a product of the games environment. The game's environment is a product of you.  These thorn sequences where you get like 1 nano meter, 1 8th of a nat's testicles to traverse. It feels so good when you nail it. It's rewarding in that design and 98 percent of its challenge is never at the expense of fun.  It keeps the fun at the forefront.  And for that I admire it. Because i'm typically not one for brutal games but this series is Rareware at their best pumping out pure gold.


BOSSES AND MUSIC


The main advantage 2 has over 1 is the bosses.  The bosses are deliciously entertaining this time around. The patterns so varied. The ideas so fresh and cute.  Some bosses are defeated by tossing items into specific hit areas to cause the boss damage. This is stereotypical 90s game stuff. Some are beaten by jumping atop classic style.  Some are flying, some are racing, some are firing canon balls. But most of all. ALL of these bosses are drenched in these vicious noises, soundtracks and effects that feel like a real collosal movie sequence.  The music really pumps you up.  Some real John Williams level stuff.  From monotone ghoulish tones, to these energetic redbull adreanline peaking guitar rifts everytime Dixie finishes a level. It's rock n roll. It's 90s. It's sex and Camaros. The whole thing is BAD ASS. Truthfully. I think it's much better than the first game in all of these regards. And that's a tall act to follow.


DIXIE


Ah, our beloved Dixie. What would we do without her. Die 2000 more times most likely lol.  Dixie is a new addition. Diddy Kong's main squeezes.  Her head is a helicopter essentially. Pony tail carries you in a float for far further than any other characters jump. Think Peach's float ability in Mario games. It's like that. And in some of the trickier sequences. It makes up so much ground. It allows for more precise navigating mid air. And it looks so cool.  Having 2 similar sized characters was a daring and bold move coming of donkey and diddy tag teaming as the classic "brute/speedster" combo.  This was a refreshing change of pace. 


DIDDY


Diddy however is made to be essential so brilliantly by the developers.  Diddy scales ropes faster, has a slightly smaller hit box so he can jump between barage attacks more accurately and hes faster in general. Jumps higher. So in speed or rope climbing sequences. He is usually the best bet. And dixie takes the back burner. This was a brilliant way of making the more overpowered character not take over the entire game.  So smart to design the levels to challenge each of the two characters.  You can feel where and why the devs intend you to swap. And you almost always are inclined to do so.  I love that both of these two contrast beautifully and both are needed.  In the end despite Dixie's hair powers being so praised by the community.  I am unsure which character I ended liking more.


Diddy Kong quest is a stained glass window to peer into a simpler and more magestic time of platformers. It is one of the best games of the franchise but tough as absolute nails.  Be warned.

Rating - 91/100


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