Author Topic: What do I do ? (Dont read if you dont want to laugh)  (Read 2429 times)

soera

What do I do ? (Dont read if you dont want to laugh)
« on: January 30, 2014, 07:59:33 pm »
As most of you guys here already know, Im a dad ... with a bad mouth. So we have a stupid cat that is named Yeti. I personally named her Dickhead. Well, my 7 y/o daughter was getting out of the shower a few minutes ago and she says "Daddy, Dickhead was trying to get in the shower" .... I cant help but laugh ... but maybe I need to reconsider the cat's name.

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« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2014, 08:40:22 pm »
A former co-worker of mine had a similar experience. he decided to call his girlfriend's dog Lesbo and the girlfriends youngest daughter started to pick that up. needles to say the girlfriend wasn't happy.

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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2014, 05:14:11 am »
Oh the joys of parenthood.  If it were me I would say f*ck it.  Then again I am the one who pretty much gave our 1 year old boy the unofficial nickname "Lil' Sh*t"  So I can't tell you otherwise lest I be a hypocrite.   ;)


soera

Re: What do I do ? (Dont read if you dont want to laugh)
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2014, 08:36:31 am »
Heh I know. I really wasnt too concerned. I just thought it was a funny story and wanted to share. Usually its my son that says something. Hearing my daughter say something was too much for me. :D

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« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2014, 11:44:13 am »
I made my wife read that story.  Both of us laughed out loud


soera

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« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2014, 12:23:07 pm »
I laugh every time I think about it myself heheh.

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Re: What do I do ? (Dont read if you dont want to laugh)
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2014, 04:18:46 am »
I laugh every time I think about it myself heheh.

Let me make sure I got this right.  You call the cat (dickhead) in front of the kids and they call it Yeti?

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« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2014, 08:33:02 am »
Apparently they call it dickhead too.
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soera

Re: What do I do ? (Dont read if you dont want to laugh)
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2014, 09:42:44 am »
We named the cat Yeti. I think the cat is mentally handicapped even for a cat so I just call it dickhead. But when the kids started calling it that, it made me have to rethink the cat's name.

Re: What do I do ? (Dont read if you dont want to laugh)
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2014, 10:26:39 am »
I laugh every time I think about it myself heheh.

Let me make sure I got this right.  You call the cat (dickhead) in front of the kids and they call it Yeti?
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« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2014, 10:26:58 am »
Apparently they call it dickhead too.
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« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2014, 06:35:10 pm »
;D

Hilarious thread.


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« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2014, 08:48:51 pm »
As most of you guys here already know, Im a dad ... with a bad mouth. So we have a stupid cat that is named Yeti. I personally named her Dickhead. Well, my 7 y/o daughter was getting out of the shower a few minutes ago and she says "Daddy, Dickhead was trying to get in the shower" .... I cant help but laugh ... but maybe I need to reconsider the cat's name.
this happened to me too. i sometimes called my dog dickhead.

my daughter (3-4 at the time) said 'mum the fucking turtle lights off'


Re: What do I do ? (Dont read if you dont want to laugh)
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2014, 08:51:05 pm »
Oh the joys of parenthood.  If it were me I would say f*ck it.  Then again I am the one who pretty much gave our 1 year old boy the unofficial nickname "Lil' Sh*t"  So I can't tell you otherwise lest I be a hypocrite.   ;)

i have called my girl BUTTHEAD for as long as i can remember