103. The Simpsons (Arcade)
One of my Halloween/October traditions is to watch classic Treehouse of Horror episodes from the first 10 or so seasons of The Simpsons. With us being about a third of the way through October, I decided to start doing this tonight. Following my annual rewatch of the first Simpsons Halloween Special in season 2, it inspired me to want to play the beloved Simpsons arcade game again, mostly just for the cemetery level. However, it has also been 5 or 6 years since I last played through The Simpsons, so I just decided to blast through the entire again once more, which only takes about half an hour anyways.
Growing up, I only ever came across The Simpsons arcade game a few times, and being a big fan of the show during the 90s, I was always drawn to it. However, one drawback the game has, which isn't entirely the games fault but is still something I noticed even back in the day when playing it are the random characters that are used for many of the game's enemies and bosses. Yep, even Bart says it best when running into some of these bosses when he says, "Who the hell are you?" Other than the final two bosses, you're guaranteed not to recognize 90% of the enemies from the show. A big part of this is due to the fact that in 1991 when The Simpsons arcade was released, the show was still very much so in its infancy and many of the better characters, villains and defining moments of the show would eventually become famous for simply hadn't happened yet. There are still a decent amount of characters and cool references to places and events in the show still, but at the same time, it's easy to wonder why you've never seen certain things in the show that pop up frequently in the game. Regardless of this, the visuals and just overall presentation do a fairly good job at capturing the look and feel of the cartoon perfectly, with some of this thanks to great cutscenes which play out between stages to help drive the story forward.
The audio in the Simpsons stands out by offering voice clips from the various main characters in the Simpsons, voiced by the same actors that star in the show. This aspect definitely elevates the game in terms of its faithfulness to the IP its based on. There are also various songs, mainly the main Simpsons theme that is present often throughout the game as well. As for the original music in this game, it's pretty good and catchy for what it is. As for sound effects, a lot of it will probably sound familiar to you if youv'e played the TMNT beat em ups that Konami released back in the 80s. While this does feel a bit lazy, it isn't too bad and doesn't detract too much from what is other was a pretty excellent audio presentation.
To this day, and after beating The Simpsons multiple times throughout the years, I will say this game's biggest flaw by far is its overly simplistic and frankly pretty cheap gameplay. Unlike beat em ups like Final Fight, Streets of Rage, and Golden Axe, the beat em up gameplay in the Simpsons is lacking in the same depth and range of features that all the aforementioned games possessed, as well as a decent amount of other beat em up titles from this time period. The Simpons has less attacks, moved, abilities, power ups, weapons, and other features that definitely help elevate beat em ups beyond the monotony thay many games from this genre suffer from. You pretty much just have a basic attack and a jump, which allow you to do a few unique moves, but nothing that will make the game anymore enjoyable to play past 5 minutes into the game. It also doesn't help that this is a pretty imbalanced a cheap arcade game that wants to bankrupt you if you play this game in arcades. You will die a ton in The Simpsons, which for an arcade game means you'll be throwing a ton of quarters into this game if you want to see the ending. Even if you happen to be playing this game on free play, or emulating it, it's hard to deny how annoying and cheap most of the bosses are, as well as the way the game throws enemies at you in certain parts which make it very difficult not to take damage.
Like several other 90s arcade beat em ups, The Simpsons is heavily carried by its IP and is probably the main reason most people my age remember this game fondly. Fortunately Konami did a pretty good job with the games presentation, which definitely distracts the player from the pretty lackluster gameplay. As a beat em up, there are way better games than The Simpsons, but regardless it's still a pretty fun and sentimental game to play, even nearly 35-years after it was first released. (10/10/25) [32/50]