So, I'm about 1/2 way through the last issue of Game Informer that I got. Man; I really like it when:
a).
Darth Clark pops his head up - signifying that,
b). the
Game Infarcer issue has rolled around once again. And, that's also not even taking into account
c). the lol-worthy parodies & *shots* that are taken at (all 3) of the "
Big Three" -but- as it ever has been & ever should be:
d). The
best and funniest is saved for last; when
e). The
idiots -and- yes, unbelievably...there are
always, sadly, a bunch of these idiots who - even though the title Game In
farcer should be a pretty clear indicator of the lovely
f).
Parodies to follow *but*, just to play it safe, whilst accounting for & trying to cater to all intelligence (or lack therof) levels by plastering the word "
Parody" on each of the 4 or 5 pages...in the following months' issue - there is
always a plethora of
intellectually-challenged,
subscription-cancelling and/or
threatening to cancel their subscriptions,
verbally-bereft,
vocabulary-lacking, vitriolic "readers"/subscribers; and, yes - they are indeed the
rage-filled remnants of those who used to possess a brain & had at least a nursery school-level of education...who took every word of it *
seriously* and are now here to
represent 
and, even willing to sacrifice both their
subscriptions (intentionally) AND (unintentionally, and probably forever unrealized:) they're also unwittingly sacrificing the world-wide
'presumption of having a brain' that most of us, by default, grant to others we meet, see, and read what they write online
...All in the "defense" of a game that they (think that everyone else should) like
Does it make me a horrible person that I
g). lose just a
little bit more of my
faith in civilization, humanity, and intelligence on this planet each & every time that this happens...
*YET*
h). at the same time, I just can't help/stop laughing at -and- being amused by these grunts?
KASH -
I'd love to hear your 1st/beginning impressions of + thoughts on
HDN: Noire!
It's pretty cool! The next trophy that I (unintentionally & unexpectedly) got, after getting my "
9,999,999 money" trophy - was the "
9,999 damage one", and, since the trophies are relevant to their requirements - the last time that I saw my profile on PSN (on the bottom - where it shows your last 8 trophies); the 2 newest trophies formed a continuous string of *eleven*
nine's; yeah - it doesn't take much to amuse me
LASTLY -
Anyone heard of or know anything about an upcoming game called
Darkest Dungeon?
I hadn't even heard of it before seeing it previewed in GI, but - it's looking & sounding exactly like my kind of game!
/editorial
