15. Pepsiman (PS1)
Throw this one into the "How the hell did I end up playing THIS!?" category of games. Truth be told, I've known about Pepsiman for quite some time, definitely well before the famous AVGN review. Still, the game has been nothing more than strange curiosity that I figured I may or may not play one day. This evening I was going through a ton of import PS1 ISOs and realized I had this in my catalog. I figured, "what the hell" and fired Pepsiman up on my Xstation. The experience was...umm, amusing to say the least.
There isn't a single ounce of Pepsiman that takes itself seriously. Everything about this game is quirky and weird as hell. You play as the Japanese-centric Pespiman mascot, a strange metallic looking man with no face who essentially looks like scientists cross bred a can of Pepsi and a human. The commercials that featured Pepsiman were only aired in Japan, and if this game is anything to go by, only the Japanese would get a mascot and advertising like this. Still, as an American, I found this game thoroughly amusing. Everything from the fact that all the world's problems seemed to be caused and resolved by Pepsi, the strange levels and settings, the TV Game guy (aka Mike Butter) acting like a Pepsi addicted slob between stages, and just how over the top all the voice acting is in this game make it impossible not to find entertaining. Still, this is a video game at the end of the day, and like all games, it lives or dies based on how enjoyable it is to play. In this regard, Pepsiman sort of craps the bed.
Pepsiman is not a well made game. Controls feel delayed and clumsy, level design is mostly trash, and the perspective in this game is functional, but poorly implemented. Being a weird racing/platforming game of sorts, you're taking control of the character the game is named after and running through a variety of settings that make up the game's levels. You're given some weird objective at the beginning of each stage, which each consist of two levels and a...I guess, boss fight at the end? Regardless of why you're running through a sewer, suburban neighborhood, or through a city that looks like it's experiencing the apocalypse (because of Pepsi...or a lack thereof), the objective is simple; collect as many cans of Pepsi as possible. Each level has 100 cans of Pepsi to collect as you steer Pepsiman, trying to keep him from hitting a plethora of obstacles while you're at it. You can also jump, slide, run faster, and slow down as well. While all this is well and good, none of these controls work particularly well and each stages obstacles seen to operate on different definitions of hit detection, making for a pretty frustrating experience overall. You're given a time limit to clear each level while collecting Pepsi cans. At the very least, each level has two or three checkpoints which allow you to start back at the last checkpoint versus having to repeat the stage all over again.
Then there are the boss levels at the end of each stage which are, umm, oh boy...
These boss stages all consist of Pepsiman running towards the screen as objects pop in, giving you next to no time to react to them. Meanwhile, Pepsiman is being chased by a giant Pepsi can, an out of control semi truck, or a bundle of logs, depending on which level you're playing. More or less, beating these bosses consists more of repeated trial and error, and memorizing when and where certain obstacles will pop in, more than your reflexed and relying on the controls to get you through the encounter. These boss fights are the worst part of playing Pepsiman, and the last fight in particularly drove me insane until I somehow beat it through sheer luck.
Almost as bad as the gameplay is Pepsiman's audio. More or less, every song in this game is a remix of the Pepsiman theme which plays over and over, and over again throughout the entire game. Not to mention, there are some incredibly obnoxious sound effects that repeat constantly. It will honestly try your patience to the point of nullifying all the goofy entertaining bits I mentioned earlier. Luckily, it's those goofy entertaining bits within the audio that save it from being complete ass, mainly from the NPC characters that tell you why you're collecting a ton of Pepsi for this time and that lovable TV Games guy.
In terms of Pepsiman's visuals, there actually pretty decent and definitely contribute to the ridiculous, over the top humor that defines this game. Each stage looks very different from the next, making them all feel memorable for the most part. There are also a lot of different obstacles you'll encounter, some of which repeat maybe a little too often within a specific stage, but overall it all helps define each level and set it apart from any of the others.
Despite Pespiman's blaring faults, I simply cannot hate this game. Sure, it's a pain in the ass to play and most of its audio is akin to sticking boiling hot sauce in your ears, but there seems to be something there constantly to make up for it. Still, having played and beat Pepsiman, I can't see myself returning to it ever again for any reason. TV Game guy was funny, the levels and stupid humor made me chuckle, and I love how this game is about as silly as they come, but sadly, this game is not fun to play through. You're honestly better off just watching a lets play, laughing at all the crazy shit in this game, and saving yourself from the frustrating and annoyance of actually playing Pepsiman. (2/8/26) [25/50]