I'm not looking forward to Friday.
Happy B-day to us!
Yay!  Do we get presents?
You've all got the best presents of all...
...my presence  
Where's the sales receipt? Maybe I can exchange you for some fuzzy socks...
 
There's never been refunds allowed on such valuable & expensive merchandise  

Actually, it was (yet *another*) play on words that I just couldn't resist  

Seriously, though..Happy B-Day!