This asshole is
Firulais (that being a stupid common name for a dog, kinda like Rover or Fido). He's our tenant's dog. Well, he's technically ours, too, my mom brought it for our tenant a few years ago to keep her company.
As I said, he's an asshole, but he loves all of us except for our tenant's daughter who keeps bugging him all the time and won't stop doing it ever. He's five or six years old now. I forget.