Yeah, his grammar and syntax are awful...outright abysmal to the point I've stopped reading his posts. Still, while I get where you were going, making a topic about it is too on the nose, if I'm being honest; I think if you had made this a throwaway comment as a reply to one of his posts then perhaps it would've had more impact.
I personally think your troll game is often hit or miss, I mean, I do enjoy the messes you leave behind, as seeing people getting bent out of shape for literally nothing is spectacular, but you tend to try too hard with your approaches. I get it, though, this place is uneventful most of the time, so it isn't easy. Although you spark reactions even when you're trying to contribute, so tomayto, tomahto. People these days just like to make something out of nothing.
I'd like to think that sworddude can take some heat about a typo or two. Maybe just rule 2.
Which is probably one of the dumbest "rules" I've seen anywhere, especially considering we're on the Internet. Call it spam instead of tip-toeing around it. Or better yet, add rule 14 and expand it stating that those who take the bait lose the game. Problem finito.
Anyway,
sworddude is a big boi, so I'm sure he can handle someone busting his balls. He can't be THAT sensitive.
