Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay.I'm pretty sure my SS package arrived.
You sick fuck.Let's start from the beginning. Let me tell you the tale of the last game I ever bought from Indiebox.
Fucking Indiebox. Indiebox did a collector's edition for Super Meat Boy. Pretty popular game. Well these folks included a nice little letter with the game to say thanks for buying the game. Stupid me opened the letter in my car as soon as I got it out of the mailbox. These chucklefucks filled the envelope for the letter full of glitter.
I fucking hate glitter It's the herpes of arts and crafts supplies. Tons of glitter everywhere.
So I get a notification from USPS that a package was delivered to my porch. I look out the window and see a box with
Ignition365 written on it. I can only assume it's SS. I bring in the box and hand it to my wife for our yearly ritual of her opening the box, seeing if things need to be wrapped, if so, she wraps them. My wife asks me if I see all this glitter. I stop. My head droops.
You sick fuck. I turn on the entryway light to get a better look. My wife shakes the box and starts laughing uncontrollably because she can hear how much glitter is in the box. I turn around to go and look at the box and sure enough you can see the bits of arts of crafts STDs brimming out of the box, luckily contained by the immaculate taping job. Now at this point I can see it's not glitter so much as confetti, which is admittedly better, but you are truly a
demented soul.
What the fuck have I got myself into.
Kash, is this gonna be safe to open?!?
My wife is dying over here laughing at this.
I think I'm gonna have to wait until SS unboxing to open this... so evil
