13. Color A Dinosaur [NES] -
Finished Feb 22nd, 2026
A DINO TIME PORTAL OF SENTIMENTALITYThe 80s were such a glorious time. Hair bands, Irocs and primative tech that somehow felt so space age. Clunky Grey plastic, vintage computing slowly unvieling color in a digital landscape of hollow. Before the advent of the internet or better yet to be more clear commercial internet to consumer homes. There was a day where electronic innovation came in the form of 8 Tracks in cars, giga pets and the magic 8 ball was about as state of the art as humanity had. Watching people push the envelope further and further to reach what tech would eventually be is cute. I have been mocked for wanting Color a dinosaur for years. It's oddly been something that makes me long for a time I wasnt born within. But I finally got a copy. Not because it's castlevania symphony of the night. Not because it's this big cinematic experience. But because it's not... it's a window into a simpler time. And that is truly what I love about it. It is so funny, that it's epic. Like how ROB robot sucks. But everyone wants one because it's so cool.
And in playing it, I imagine it's history. Somewhere a child got this game for their birthday or some mom got it from a Ame's super mart or something. Someone who is now in their 50s maybe. And it became their digital coloring book for a day. Seeing the colored paint magically fill the lines I bet blew minds back then. Or at least was a relaxing goof for parents to enjoy quiet for an hour or so. It's the berlin wall of games. It's a Bicentennial quarter. It's a lava lamp on grandma's dresser. It's everything and nothing at all. And sometimes to me games aren't about the glit and glam. It's about remembering what life was like at a different time. Now Mario Paint would go on to take this idea and perfect it. Many PC games had this tech earlier. And of course now we have apps that can do this. But my point is, this concept is not extinct. It's part of our culture. And Color A Dinosaur is hilarity, an anti game of sorts. A tech demo that makes me smile. And for me. That is worth what was asked to own it. I love Barachiosauruses. I got to paint one all goofy colors. Even the dinosaurs themselves dont take it seriously. They smile and goof about.
Now ponder actual dinosaurs. Going extinct millions of years ago but leaving such an impact that humans glorify you with 1980s Nintendo games. It tells a story. To me it's kinda like when you get a cartridge with a blockbuster sticker. A name written on. Or my favorite yet. Cheat code papers on the inside. I even have a game that says "to Kelcey love Adam" on a copy of FF13. It's like the game holds a archival footprint that was just a fleeting moment to 2 star crossed lovers but now is immortalized by my curation. Kinda intense. Well Color a Dinosaur is why the earth exists.
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