Ok, so how come no one told me that I should've found someone who had a car to go with me to get this behemoth??
The most difficult part was figuring out how to get it home without getting robbed. None of the bags at the store would fit it, so the only thing we could think of was to take off the slip cover and carry that in a bag (which also wasn't big enough). If I'd known, I would've brought a black garbage bag or something...
When the assistant went to get the game, I thought maybe they were hiding them behind the cardboard display cubes. Little did I know that the cubes WERE THE GAMES.